im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i used baking grease as lip gloss
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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