was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Quick, to the slutcave!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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