i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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