He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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