I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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