In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
