This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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