Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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