do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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