He kissed a someone with a penis
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
