Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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