Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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