Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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