rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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