if you like me you must not know who I am
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
