Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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