what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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