I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
