It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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