Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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