so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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