I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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