just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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