Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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