Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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