Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Randomize
