I love black thongs
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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