Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Randomize
