she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I am one with the molecules
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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