I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
