So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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