i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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