He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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