...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My feet surprised me
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
