It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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