last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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