im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Fuck appropriateness.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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