is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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