i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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