She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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