I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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