please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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