yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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