your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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