Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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