do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I came so hard my ears popped.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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