When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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