i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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