Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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