I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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