and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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